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- I love timeandate.com, and use it every morning to be sure it's really the day I think it is. After Maui died, I started pulling up the year I met him...nothing obsessive or weird; just a little running of my mouse over the day I met him: remembering (maybe oh God please, if I run my mouse over the date I met him he'll reappear! Eureka!) Then the most genius thought burst forth and I knew timeanddate.com needed to know about this, so I wrote them immedidately!
Okay, so timeanddate.com wrote back and told me very politely—very delicately, even— that they are sorry for my loss and that unfortunately at this time they will not be able to accommodate my request to grant Maui his very own timeanddate.com calendar page. I sensed they thought that I might be insane.
So I wrote again. I explained that all I really wanted was for them to insert my favorite photo of Maui into the table that contains the numeral "15". You know, my favorite photo...that really super nummy handsome photo of him? the one where he kinda looks like Clark Gable? I sent my reply on a professional email template, too - and just in case, I enclosed a spectacularly executed 5 page PowerPoint presentation including 31 hand selected favorite photos of Maui. Exerting myself to be so formal and polite was like putting myself through a personality-bootcamp - and yet not even all this could have prepared me for their reply. Which of course was total silence. Asssssholes.
It was time to take matters into my own hands.
— I hope they appreciate what I've done with their nice page just as much as I appreciated you, Maui.
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